You know you are Malaysian when....

Just got this email and it is so...TRUE

1. you go to mamak stall to have fun instead of the pub, club or disco.
2. You refer Kuala Lumpur as KL and Johor Bharu as JB.
3. You are obssessed with food. Nasi lemak, bak kut teh, mee goreng, roti canai, laksa, satay, hokkien mee, wantan mee, rendang,char kwai teoh .......
4. You use -lah, -mah, -ah, -loh, -liao .... at the each sentence you say, regardless what language you are saying.
5. if you are abroad, you somehow start influencing ppl around you to use -lah .
6. You know traffic lights are just for referring purpose.
7. You don't use pedestrian light, the zebra line or the pedestrain bridge.
8. for some unknown reason, you just dislike Singapore.
9. it irritates you to explain where is Malaysia and often end up saying: Malaysia is below Thailand and above Singapore.
10. Having kaya toast and nasi lemak in the morning rather than a cup of coffee and donuts.
11. t-shirt and shorts are your all time favorite clothing.
12. You can't sleep without using the blanket even though the temperature is 30 degree outside.
13. You wear slippers to everywhere.
14. You think bargaining is a must in every trade.
15. You like to go kai-kai at Jaya Jusco, Carrefour, Parkson, Giant ...etc
16. You expect the pirated DVD sellers to come to you when you are eating out at a stall.
17. You are absolutely okay with the bad quality of the pirated DVD you bought few days ago.
18. You never queue to get on a bus or a train, in fact, you just rush and squeeze in when it comes.
19. You don't expect the public toilet to be clean.
20. In fact, you try not to use the public toilet in all condition.
21. You eat everything with sauce : tomato sauce, chili sauce, soya sauce, vinigar chili sauce, kamping goh sauce ...
22. Watching Thomas Cup was your favorite pass time during your childhood time.
23. You play badminton...in front of your house.
24. You know what is durian, cempedak , nangka and you either love it or hate it.
25. You speak Manglish and proud of it.
26. You can't live without spicy food.
27. You can't function without rice.
29. You can't understand how ppl can consider pasta or bread or sandwic as a meal.
30. You can swear in english, malay, cantonese, hokkien, tamil and various other malaysian words that aren't defined by a dialect.
31. You have watched Negarakuku at least once on Youtube.
32. You cannot understand why popcorn is salty in Australia. It's supposed to be sweet !!
33. You say you are arriving soon when you just leave your house.
34. You know what is Malaysian time.
35. You own a proton car but your ultimate goal is Toyota or Honda.
36. You greet ppl with : Have you eaten ? instead of : how are you ?
37. You grow up drinking Milo instead of milk and still drinking it now :)
38. You say T-irty T-ree, instead of TH-irty TH-ree, wiF instead of wiTH, Dey, instead of THey ...
39. You have a whole cook fish with it's head, eyes , tails on the plate.
40. You are good at procastinating.
41. You have a MyKad in your wallet.
42. You watch English Premier League.
43. You are either a fan of Man U, Chelsea or Liverpool.
44. You have lotsa public holiday : Hari raya, Chinese New Year, Deepavali, Wesak Day, Agong's Bday, Prophet;s Bday ...
45. Your parents' friends are called auntie or uncle.
46. You eat KFC and fun fries with chili sauce or Thai chili sauce.
47. You miss Ikan Masin and tempted to smuggled some over the last time you went home -___-;;
48. You are annoyed when your friends think you are good at handling the heat during the summer.
49. You still complain how hot it is during the summer.
50. You speak English in the Manglish accent. "Why you so like that one?" => high,low,mid,low,mid,mid
51. You save carrefour plastic bags to be used as trash bags later. Why pay for those black bags?
52. You cut lanes while driving without putting my signal.
53. you say " Where got~!" when someone teasing/ accusing/ praising you ;)
54. You don't give a shit to the rules !
55. You are caught by a traffic police, you will try to bribe him.
56. when ever people ask 'is Malaysia part of Singapore' you'll start lecturing them and teaching them the history of Malaysia and stress the point that Singapore used to be part of Malaysia and NEVER EVER make the mistake of calling a Malaysian singaporean as that is the biggest insult you can give!
57. Maggie is your all time favourite supper.
58. You think Ramlee Burger is the most delicious burger in the world !!!
59. Uncle Lim is your idol ?
60. You have an Asadi shoes instead of Adidas
61. YOu think about what to eat next ...even though you just finished eating a moment ago.
62. You drive like a maniac.
63. You tend to repeat a word 3 times when you try to reiiterate the point. No more, no less. "Come come come!", "eat eat eat", "Go Go Go." "Can Can can" "yeah yeah yeah"
64. Your mom is trying to stuff you to death whenever you go home.
65. You used "understooded"
66. Keropok and karipok is your snack for the afternoon tea .
67. at 20 degrees you are wrapped in a blanket wearing a hoodie jacket coz its freeeezzing
68. You eat all kinda animal : crocodile, deer, ant-eater, monkey, fox, snake, bat .... etc
69. You drink Sarsi and think it is so yummilicious.
70. You were hit at least once by a wood ruler, feather duster, belt, or stick by your parents or teachers.
71. We don't give seats to the elderly, expecting mothers and handicapped person.
72. You are sambal belacan freak !!!
73. Whenever you go on a beach holiday you think, "You call this a beach ar? Even Langkawi is better!"
74. You use umbrella when it's hot and you use umbrella when it's rainning.
75. You carry a bottle of water whenever you go.
76. You "gostan" your car :P
77. You accelerate when the traffic light turns yellow.
78. You drive faster on the slow lane than the fast lane.
79. you say 'chop' instead of stamp and 'photostat' instead of photocopy
80. You are suprised the malaysian restaurant oversea don't offer maggi goreng on the menu.
81. You know everything is better when topped with a fried egg.
82. You don't wear shoes inside the house and make your angmo friends to do so.
83. You switch your language according to the situation as if there is a button on your head !
84. You favorite sound is the bell : school bell and ice-cream man bell.
85. You play "pepsi cola, coca -cola" game .
86. You bring Uno, pokka card , jinga and mahjong to school after exam.
87. You know how to play netball ( for the girls )
88. You have no idea who the hell is the current Agong ! And you don't give a shit to him too !!
89. Walking with a girl will get you labeled bf & gf...
90. you do not cross over a person if they are sitting on the floor
91. Food's never spicy enough in this part of the planet
92. you always ask for discount and hope to get buy 1 free 1.
93. you say S-kew me instead of excuse me.
94. you always say Die-lah , even though you are not dying.
95. You play better on bare foot in all kinds of sports.
96. You never take unpaid day off, it's always MC ( sick leave )
97. You are a cincai person
98. walking around shirtless and it's totally fine ! ( for man )
99. semi value is mentioned, you laugh! because we all know he is a joke.
100. you like to use certain words twice. don't care whether correct english or not. eg. come-come, we go jalan-jalan together-gether.
101. You say the day after tomorrow as to-tomorrow.
102. You always tapau when there is leftover.
103. you press the fruit, then select the new one before buying it.
104. you will definitely be there when there's an event that gives out free stuff. especially free food
105. You own a Tiger Balm.
106. You use tiger balm for keeping you awake, stomach ache, cool down and calm down.