Please buy one yourself

This morning, when I was in train.
I had an hilarious experience.

I was reading Times magazine.
The guy beside me was not only looking but he practically READING my magazine.

When I turned the page his eyes also follow.
I wanted to laugh but I can only endure...mmm..
And when I get off the train near my uni he also get off..mm..

Now I know why, he must be one of the nerd from the same university.